Me: “huh? …”
Hannah, whispering: “I think I peed in your bed…”
Me: ughhhhhhhhhh “okay….get up. Help get the sheets off….”
We strip the bed of dogs and sheets and I give an early morning impromptu laundry lesson. If we pee the bed, we get to do our own laundry. It’s the law. Washing machine purring happily, we grab blankets and head to the couch.
15 minutes later: she’s snuffing up snot every 3 seconds.
Me: “Just go blow your nose.”
Hannah: “I can’t. It’s all stuffed up.”
Me: ughhhhhhhhh “okay, let’s get you your allergy meds.”
Hannah: “Good idea. You’re smart!” Yep. I’m full of good ideas at 4am, meanwhile my eyeballs get nearly stuck from rolling them so far up into my head.
Back on the couch we doze back off, she’s propped up on pillows so the sound of her breathing does not induce rage.
Buck the dog: “Blughghghghghgh” (how do you spell the sound a dog makes when in hacks up vomit and grass?)
I leap up and usher him outside so I don’t have to clean that up as well. Waiting at the back door…..waiting for what seems like forever. I contemplate going back to lie down but I may sleep so hard I won’t hear him when he’s ready to come back in. Waiting… how long does it take to barf? Get it out, man!
Finally the dog has expelled whatever it was that bothering him, and me for that matter.
I lay back down. I hear the wind picking up and my phone weather service alerts going off.
Thunder and lightening
Jake and Hannah: “Mom!! Mom!!! We waited until after 7 a.m. like you told us!! Can you hear that rain? Alsocanyoubelieveitsthunderingitssoloudandallthewordstheywereholdinginsince5:30whentheyprobablywokeupblahblahblah!”
Yep. I hear that rain…the day hasn’t started and I’m depleted and done. I also know this will be a lazy Saturday that will likely include a nap!