Boys and girls are DIFFERENT! Not better or worse – just different. Instead of comparisons, let’s celebrate the differences.
Don’t hold it in or you might have an explosion!
If you miss the toilet, wait and try again. There are always opportunities for do-overs!
Be nice to the person whose bottom you are wiping, they may end up wiping yours one day!
Patience is a virtue.
There is a time for everything. A time to relax and a time to “hurry hurry don’t pee don’t pee!!”
Kids and dogs are not all that different.
You can’t get from point A to point Z without the 24 other steps along the way. Simply put, you can’t know it before you’ve learned it!
Sometimes you just gotta get outta the way! They will eventually figure it out!!